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5 insanely important jobs (we're running out of people for)

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7 world-famous movie props that were just thrown away

since he now looked pretty horrifying, it's appropriate that the unclaimed baggage people referred hoggle to a team of doll restoration experts (who probably see more traumatizing things every day). they painstakingly brought him back to his former glory, even fixing his speech controls, in case anyone would dare make him talk ever again. we'll pass. those eyes have seen things, man.↓continue reading belowadvertisementtoday he sits upright in a glass enclosure, where nothing can harm him. and vice-versa.2 a guy paid $20 to rescue scarlett o'hara's gone with the wind dress from the trashgone with the wind used to be a movie about historical events, and now it is an historical event. nearly 80 years later, it's still the highest-grossing film of all time when adjusted for inflation. a...





space cars, xenomorphs, and other weird news you missed

by jm mcnab•february 16, 2018 like flesh-and-blood people, a lot of our most cherished cinematic heroes have weird, disturbing characteristics we somehow chose to overlook.





space cars, xenomorphs, and other weird news you missed

by jm mcnab•february 01, 2018 we get that movies aren't real. but that doesn't stop us from demanding as much logical consistency as possible.





5 famous comics that got totally insane out of the blue

↓continue reading belowadvertisementsuperman's reply boils down to a quote he heard on npr about what it is to be a radical (because superman is, like, such a rebel), which leads to him high-roading the very not-superhuman dude to go superman himself if he cares that much. to which the obvious answer is that he can't superman, given that he's nothing but a guy with a poodle.dc comicsdc comics"other than peeing your pants right now, i mean?"↓continue reading belowadvertisementbut while superman's soul-searching leaves him with no time to save lives, it does allow him to stop and shoot some hoops to help some random dude's self-esteem.dc comicsdc comicsyes, this scene was written by a middle-aged white man, why do you ask?if this is him trying to reconnect with the common man and ...





why the fifty shades series hates sex

↓continue reading belowadvertisementbut bondage! so kinky and strange, right? except they were making bondage jokes on three's company in 1979. so maybe bondage is super kinky and weird if you're don knotts, but this is the era of the internet. presenting christian as an unlovable, out-of-control sex maniac is probably making some dude sitting in a bathtub full of human hair wearing a lizard costume feel pretty shitty.hell, there isn't even that much nudity. christian can barely be bothered to slide his special blue jeans off his butt for sex. you see ana completely nude in just about every sex scene, but christian generally has on more clothing than a calvin klein model (and you can get plenty of naked women on basic cable these days). it's pretty well-known that they went through m...





space cars, xenomorphs, and other weird news you missed

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space cars, xenomorphs, and other weird news you missed

by mark hill•february 04, 2018 every now and then, someone tries to get creative, and the results are so bizarre that they make you want to skip the movie out of spite.





18 amazing things you probably didn't know

someday soon, you are going to need to sound smart and/or interesting in a social setting. hell, you might be thumbing through these images right now to avoid interacting with people. but don't worry. we've got you covered with these completely true facts you can use to spice up your small talk. and if these whet your appetite for article-length interestingness, there's a link to a related cracked article under each image.advertisement





5 priceless treasures that got destroyed in stupid dumb ways

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amazing things you probably didn't know

someday soon, you are going to need to sound smart and/or interesting in a social setting. hell, you might be thumbing through these images right now to avoid interacting with people. but don't worry. we've got you covered with these completely true facts you can use to spice up your small talk. and if these whet your appetite for article-length interestingness, there's a link to a related cracked article under each image.advertisement





'doctors should wash their hands' used to be controversial

back in 19th-century vienna, health official ignaz semmelweis came up with the insanely radical, outside-the-box suggestion that doctors should start washing their hands if they handled corpses before they assisted in births. see, nearly 20 percent of births aided by male doctors at the time ended with the baby, the mother, or both dying. in the face of such odds, you'd think "wash your hands for half a minute. worst-case scenario, you get clean hands" would be a pretty inoffensive suggestion.think again.jeno dobythey refused to listen to this mustache. that's how stubborn they were.↓continue reading belowadvertisementthe scientific community in vienna was appalled that semmelweis would even suggest that their hands were ever anything but perfect, and fought back with some pretty ins...





space cars, xenomorphs, and other weird news you missed

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lazy hollywood shortcuts, explained with diagrams

we're making memes smarter. so can you. visit the photoplasty and pictofacts workshop to get started.you probably already know that movie and tv characters are formulaic. but what you may not realize is that everything about them is some sort of shorthand. and almost none of it makes sense. don't believe us? don't worry, we drew you some diagrams.





6 overlooked details that turn beloved characters into jerks

kids today probably know indiana jones as the cranky senior who famously mall-walked his way through a flying saucer, but for a whole generation, he was one of the coolest action heroes out there -- certainly the coolest who was also a professor. still, there's always been something off about indy. we've talked in the past about how george lucas thought it would be funny to make him a child molester, no doubt leading to the inevitable '90s special editions in which cgi monsters would have obscured any mentions of indy's crimes.while that gross storyline was merely hypothetical, we've also mentioned how early versions of the script showed indy's boss, dr. marcus brody, catching indy boning students in his office. he then looks the other way, because why sever your connection for acqui...





what we're still not teaching kids about consent

it's important to note here that this nassar monster doesn't fit neatly in an article about consent, but i'm dragging his sorry name in here anyway because we're talking about parenting, and every parent should know what this man did. consent is something that happens between two adults who are trying to hash out how far they want to go together. consent is not a thing when a child is involved, ever. i bring nassar up because during his trial, his victims weren't only pointing their fingers at him; they shed light on the dozens of moments when the system that was supposed to protect them protected him instead. we're talking about a man who sexually abused little girls while their parents were in the room.↓continue reading belowadvertisementand these weren't regular parents like yo...





lazy hollywood shortcuts, explained with diagrams

we're making memes smarter. so can you. visit the photoplasty and pictofacts workshop to get started.you probably already know that movie and tv characters are formulaic. but what you may not realize is that everything about them is some sort of shorthand. and almost none of it makes sense. don't believe us? don't worry, we drew you some diagrams.





space cars, xenomorphs, and other weird news you missed

by jim avery•january 26, 2018 every once in a blood moon, when you see a really insane shot in a movie, there's an even more insane story behind it.





donald trump's 6 very real, very insane tips for a good life

2fill everything with asbestosasbestos was once used as a fireproofing agent, because it is extremely effective in that role. it also causes cancer, and is extremely effective at that as well. but for some reason (it's probably money), donald trump has only ever really cared about that first bullet point. in his 1997 book, he suggested the drive to remove asbestos was led by the mafia, which controlled the asbestos removal business. in his view, asbestos was "100 percent safe, once applied," which is true about undisturbed asbestos. but it does have a nasty habit of getting disturbed, which lowers the safety level a few (dozen) percentage points.mark wilson/getty imagesof course, that assumes you take safety advice from qualified scientists. trump is having none of that.↓continue read...





the much better movie hiding in 'titanic'

rose says, echoing the audience's thoughts about her suicide attempt, "i know what you must be thinking! poor little rich girl. what does she know about misery?" jack replies, "that's not what i was thinking. what i was thinking was what could have happened to hurt this girl so much she thought she had no way out." this telegraphs that we'll learn more about rose's backstory ... but we never do. she just tells jack that she's rich and unhappily engaged, which we already heard. we have to read between the lines to see she's trapped in a different -- and worse -- way.↓continue reading belowadvertisementin that same conversation, jack asks of rose's fiance, "do you love him?" rose reacts like it's an odd question, and it is, taken at face value, because she literally just told...